Everybody Poops

Jaxen (in bathroom): "Mooommm! Did you hear that?"

Mom (in living room on couch): "Hear what?"

Jaxen: "That fart! It was like plbth.....(flip your tongue to envision sound). My butt was loud!!"

Mom: (trying not to laugh and encourage bathroom humor) "No, Jaxen I didn't hear that."

Jaxen: "Oh man, Mom.. now I'm gonna poop. Can you hear it?"

Mom: (shaking with silent laughter) "No, son, I can't hear it."

Jaxen: "Whew! My butt is tired! And it stinks in here! Can you smell it, Mom??"

Mom: (tears running down her face) "No, Jaxen, I can't smell it."

Jaxen: (darting from bathroom, pants around his knees) "Oh man, I've gotta get out of there! It's nasty! (shaking butt at Mom) Did I wipe it all, Mom??"

Mom: "I certainly hope so, son, I really, truly hope so."