Monday, March 2, 2009

Everybody Poops

Jaxen (in bathroom): "Mooommm! Did you hear that?"

Mom (in living room on couch): "Hear what?"

Jaxen: "That fart! It was like plbth.....(flip your tongue to envision sound). My butt was loud!!"

Mom: (trying not to laugh and encourage bathroom humor) "No, Jaxen I didn't hear that."

Jaxen: "Oh man, Mom.. now I'm gonna poop. Can you hear it?"

Mom: (shaking with silent laughter) "No, son, I can't hear it."

Jaxen: "Whew! My butt is tired! And it stinks in here! Can you smell it, Mom??"

Mom: (tears running down her face) "No, Jaxen, I can't smell it."

Jaxen: (darting from bathroom, pants around his knees) "Oh man, I've gotta get out of there! It's nasty! (shaking butt at Mom) Did I wipe it all, Mom??"

Mom: "I certainly hope so, son, I really, truly hope so."


2 Kids 3 Martinis said...

Bad news...they NEVER grow out of it! :P

Just Janice said...

OMG! That is too freaking funny! My daughter always informs me whether she pooped snakes or balls :)

So Much More Than A Mom said...

LOL - the joys of raising boys! :)

Jessica said...

Kathy- Sadly, I am aware of that face. My husband is living proof:)

Janice- Snakes or Ball... seriously.. that's some funny shit! (Pun intended)

Cyndi- whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?? My daughter is the same way!! LOL

Kat said...

That is priceless!