Scene: Sitting down to type new blog post.
Enter Brain: Oh, my...my laptop screen is really dirty. I should get up and get something to wipe it off with. But oh, look at my toe nails--ghetto, girlfriend!! It is June and you have yet to paint your toes once. That's so sad. (Sit down to paint toe nails). Yes, Jalyn, I'd be happy to paint yours as well. (Paints daughter's toenails). Thinks about how need to go buy new paint... this one is getting all clumpy & so NOT the color I was feeling today. I need some green polish. Loves loves loves green. Ohhh... love green olives too! Must go make pasta salad with green olives in it. Hmm.. where I was going? Why did I get up? Oh well. Might as well go switch the laundry while I'm up.
Does this happen to anyone else??
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1 week ago
7 comments:
How come mine is always more like, "shhhh, shhh, let me finish this on the computer. Go play with your brother. OK, OK, I'll make you some lunch, hold on!".... You're a good MOMMY!!!!!!!!
All.the.time!
I'm so glad it's not just me. I was starting to think there was something wrong with my brain. Of if there is, at least there's two of us.;)
Hilarious insight into your inner workings! YES, it happens ALL the time.
hehe it happens all the time ...
Now I want green nail polish!
haha yes i do this all the time! glad i am not alone!kristy
This happens to me ALL THE FREAKIN TIME! I thought something was wrong with me. Glad Im not the only one.lol
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